Siglets Of Advice

Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail.


Perseverance is not a long race.
It is many short races one after another.


Some succeed because they are destined to,
But most succeed because they are determined to.


If you try and don't suceed,
Cheat,
Repeat until caught,
Then lie.


Accidents don't just happen.
They must be carelessly planned.


If money could talk, it would say: Gud bye...


If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.


Never say 'OOPS!'. Always say 'Ah, Interesting!'.


Pain and suffering is inevitable,
But Misery is optional....